(My tribute to the new urban India – A lost generation)
Attitude is my middle name, Smart-work is my mantra, I take life as it comes and I earn too much! Software job and a Hardware nut, I like soft rock with hard liquor. Branded clothes, custom-bikes, gizmo freak and a Formula-one enthusiast! Outwardly unkempt but inwardly organized and complexity notwithstanding but simplicity personified. A Natural leader with a physical aptitude and a sexual introvert with an MBA degree! I care aggressively and I react positively. When I am not out hanging or freaking, I am either internet surfing or window shopping. I dance like no one's watching, party like a rock-star and eat like there's no tomorrow. Planning is for pussies and reading is for wussies as this is the age for the movies. I get my news from YouTube, vital stats from F-TV and the life's philosophy from Reality TV.
I don't know what I want but I can play hard to get. I hate love stories but I am ok with love marriages. I use SMS script in my chat window and my English is full of 'wanna's, 'gonna's, 'dunno's, 'dude's, 'okie's and 'dokie's. I send friend requests to beautiful strangers from my Facebook account and I flirt using the F-word. I tweet the naughty jokes, share all the funny ads and psst!!! comment on everything she posts with lots of 'like's and 'LOL's. Futuristic and simultaneously sarcastic, I adore cutie babies, pets and pictures of beaches. I don't care what you do or screw; what you wear or bare; I don't care how you talk or bark … I care about nothing and I doubt my depth … I am nobody's fool … but hey girls, I am cool !!!
I am open-minded, opinionated, optimized, rational, and secular in spirit, religiously tolerant, caste in-discriminant and color invariant. I am a non-superstitious, a no-nonsense, non-traditional, non-conservative, non-religious, non-violent but benevolent and mostly latent mass of protoplasm. I don't distinguish between mass or class and I think Gandhi had a kissable ass. I live in the now and have no time for the gone. I support pet's rights, veggie diets and human freedom. An eternal existentialist and a furious optimist - I think, everyone should be equal and every opinion deserves to be heard. I can agree to disagree. I demand all religions vanish, caste-system annulled, politicians locked up, businessmen tamed and the media well-behaved and the world be filled with love. High time to end all the evil wars and campaign for "free hugs for all"!!! It's a vision that just feels light ... just feels right and ... just feels good. I am forever bloating with hope and no ... I am not on any dope.
(Special Thanks to George Carlin's "Modern Man" Routine)