Tuesday, May 04, 2010

moPROLOGUE : If you are new and have no formal introduction to Balakrishna's (Telugu movie actor) work, please check the following video :



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_tpbN4GgWY

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I think I might have understood Balakrishna's problem. If you watched his movies from the nineties, he was just like any other hero - hit bad guys, dance around trees with heroines and marry her at the end - yeah … in Indian movies, people always marry. There is no movie that ends with hero and heroine getting back together and we learn later, one has become a nymphomaniac (we don't know which one). Anyway back to balayya's topic. Something happened to him at the turn of the new millennium - apparently, if this conjecture is any true, he is the only human to be affected by Y2K or something.

So, here's what I think could have happened. Someone questioned his manhood around that time. Now, a legitimate constraint of Indian movies is you just can't strip down and show your prick - Not even if you say it will solve all your problems. So, after a quick thought, it seems he underwent an ingenious metamorphosis – he became a giant phallus, a metaphorical dick, if you will, and started manifesting himself with pervasive cheap, dumb, industrial-strength macho-crap nuisance such as violent anger, angry violence, go through life without thinking, inflate thy ego balloon and here's a new one - doing miracles like translating stationary objects.

Today, he not only represents a disturbing symbolism of making his whole body become a giant walking penis for having been questioned on confusing topics, he is also the talisman of all the people who find themselves with the predicament of similar self-doubts.

Poor Guy!!! He is in a state of constant jerking off. Go easy on him, now that we understand his insecurities.

3 comments :

The Regular Joe said...

LOL :D

SRAVAN said...

That you took the pain to either watch and then post this review, or read about it elsewhere and still take the pain of spending a few minutes to do this...you certainly caught on the Balayya fever in one way or the other :)

SASH said...

I did not watch the movie nor read any review ...

I just thought I will write the title as such ... :)

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